Friend/Family Member: How are you?
Me: Ok or I’m fine (because I can’t be arsed to repeat that I’m in chronic pain, still waddling about like I’ve got a stick stuck up my arse and shitting myself incase I need an op)
Friend/Family Member: Feeling better then?
Me: No, the same (whilst biting my tongue from saying “Well actually yes, the bulging disc has miraculously unbulged itself and my spinal cord, sciatic nerve and other nerves have healed themselves”)


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